








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1707 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 252 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 191 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9111 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,587 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3534 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3798 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4592 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5663 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,298,031 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1738 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Suba | 59% | 113 |
| #2 | Bait | 55% | 779 |
| #3 | ✪︎ Lachlan | 53% | 535 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Suba | 59% | 113 |
| #2 | Bait | 55% | 779 |
| #3 | ✪︎ Lachlan | 53% | 535 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bait | 92 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | ✪︎ Lachlan | 65 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | Suba | 5 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bait | 2645 | 0.17 | 63 min |
| #2 | ✪︎ Lachlan | 1917 | 0.18 | 47 min |
| #3 | Suba | 371 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bait | +2.36 | 84 | 62 |
| #2 | sm0q | +2.03 | 86 | 50 |
| #3 | Suba | +1.29 | 85 | 58 |
| #4 | ✪︎ Lachlan | -0.05 | 66 | 55 |





