








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1247 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 140 matches | ||
| Premier | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




79 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5067 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,767 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7318 | 37% |
| Smokes | 5801 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2940 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 3708 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,693,355 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2136 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Suba | 58% | 76 |
| #2 | sm0q | 53% | 535 |
| #3 | Bait | 52% | 533 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Suba | 58% | 76 |
| #2 | sm0q | 53% | 535 |
| #3 | Bait | 52% | 533 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bait | 69 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | sm0q | 19 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Suba | 4 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bait | 1742 | 0.17 | 42 min |
| #2 | sm0q | 734 | 0.07 | 17 min |
| #3 | Suba | 240 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bait | +2.40 | 82 | 62 |
| #2 | sm0q | +1.93 | 86 | 50 |
| #3 | Suba | +1.20 | 83 | 58 |
| #4 | ✪︎ Lachlan | +0.23 | 66 | 56 |





