








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2940 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 292 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 280 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 210 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 155 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 107 matches | ||
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 165 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
20883 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 46,126 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13195 | 29% |
| Smokes | 11780 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 11613 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 9538 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,499,340 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 437 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | SilVER | 70% | 495 |
| #9 | 맛뺑 | 69% | 595 |
| #10 | 김후추 | 69% | 374 |
| #11 | milfass | 68% | 780 |
| #12 | BOT CARLOS | 67% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 맛뺑 | 1645 | 0.15 | 41 min |
| #2 | SilVER | 985 | 0.11 | 25 min |
| #3 | n0¹ry | 676 | 0.06 | 16 min |
| #4 | 김후추 | 642 | 0.09 | 18 min |
| #5 | milfass | 457 | 0.03 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n0¹ry | +3.64 | 75 | 46 |
| #2 | 김후추 | +3.34 | 83 | 67 |
| #3 | dong | +3.13 | 93 | 65 |
| #4 | 다 정 | +2.80 | 90 | 57 |
| #5 | 글린이 :) | +2.04 | 86 | 56 |





