








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 416 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1665 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,432 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 595 | 24% |
| Smokes | 606 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 690 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 541 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $605,391 of utility $213 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 183 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PoGy😏 | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | jenky | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | nelly♡ | 59% | 22 |
| #4 | Trybbe | 55% | 11 |
| #5 | Vanaas13 | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PoGy😏 | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | jenky | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | nelly♡ | 59% | 22 |
| #4 | Trybbe | 55% | 11 |
| #5 | Vanaas13 | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nelly♡ | 2 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | jenky | 1 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jenky | 32 | 0.21 | 0 min |
| #2 | PoGy😏 | 31 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #3 | Vanaas13 | 22 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #4 | Trybbe | 14 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | nelly♡ | 3 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trybbe | +4.48 | 80 | 51 |
| #2 | straty | cspro.cz | +3.57 | 86 | 53 |
| #3 | PoGy😏 | +2.50 | 80 | 64 |
| #4 | jenky | +0.15 | 78 | 60 |
| #5 | Vanaas13 | -1.30 | 75 | 63 |





