








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 108 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1387 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,691 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 529 | 20% |
| Smokes | 839 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 732 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 591 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $806,001 of utility $238 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 152 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOOZEMAN | 56% | 9 |
| #2 | Kysb0b | 54% | 85 |
| #3 | ✩Krinkeli✩ | 53% | 144 |
| #4 | H1t0rM1ss? | 53% | 40 |
| #5 | ophelia | 40% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Kysb0b | 54% | 85 |
| #3 | ✩Krinkeli✩ | 53% | 144 |
| #4 | H1t0rM1ss? | 53% | 40 |
| #5 | ophelia | 40% | 52 |
| #6 | Make | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✩Krinkeli✩ | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Kysb0b | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | ophelia | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | H1t0rM1ss? | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | BOOZEMAN | 1 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ophelia | 215 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #2 | ✩Krinkeli✩ | 179 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | H1t0rM1ss? | 97 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Kysb0b | 70 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | BOOZEMAN | 13 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kysb0b | +1.49 | 63 | 42 |
| #2 | ophelia | +1.46 | 79 | 64 |
| #3 | ✩Krinkeli✩ | +1.45 | 69 | 61 |
| #4 | jölleni | +0.60 | 64 | 46 |
| #5 | BOOZEMAN | +0.04 | 50 | 34 |





