








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 597 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 170 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2304 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,448 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2422 | 17% |
| Smokes | 4352 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3661 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4013 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $756,342 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 206 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | inuiitti tuutti | 41% | 17 |
| #14 | se on vaan kake | 37% | 27 |
| #15 | puuhlääh | 36% | 45 |
| #16 | Huurre hellcase.com | 29% | 17 |
| #17 | Migeel | 29% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sähläman | 9 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | Macce | 6 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | Lalle | 6 | 0.0088 |
| #4 | puuhlääh | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | Läähpuuh | 3 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KottiCarry | +5.68 | 90 | 57 |
| #2 | Sähläman | +3.77 | 82 | 71 |
| #3 | Huurre hellcase.com | +2.94 | 77 | 71 |
| #4 | nipsu | +2.69 | 76 | 59 |
| #5 | Macce | +2.13 | 74 | 69 |





