








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 502 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 199 matches | ||
| Faceit | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Esplay | 4 matches | 1,981 | |
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3820 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,916 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3421 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2933 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3999 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3563 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,615,505 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 212 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juupa | 65% | 23 |
| #2 | hunterrr | 60% | 25 |
| #3 | Mebisa | 58% | 33 |
| #4 | Mikidimills | 57% | 23 |
| #5 | EekQ | 54% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | puuhlääh | 42% | 59 |
| #10 | KottiCarry | 42% | 26 |
| #11 | milf<3 | 42% | 31 |
| #12 | MYY | 41% | 34 |
| #13 | chipi chipi chapa chapa | 38% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KottiCarry | +4.35 | 89 | 60 |
| #2 | Macce | +1.68 | 69 | 64 |
| #3 | Juupa | +1.20 | 71 | 59 |
| #4 | Ländi | -0.54 | 44 | 58 |
| #5 | milf<3 | -0.81 | 71 | 70 |





