








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 65 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
440 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 849 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 233 | 27% |
| Smokes | 226 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 123 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 267 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $132,731 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xv | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | Gultnis | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | Agathokakological | 48% | 40 |
| #4 | mariusz tabaka | 46% | 13 |
| #5 | Kokaripa | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Agathokakological | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Kokaripa | 1 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Gultnis | 1 | 0.0116 |
| #4 | xv | 1 | 0.0120 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Agathokakological | +1.54 | 52 | 67 |
| #2 | Maxifly | +0.98 | 81 | 70 |
| #3 | Gultnis | +0.67 | 58 | 43 |
| #4 | Kokaripa | -0.30 | 48 | 50 |
| #5 | xv | -0.39 | 11 | 56 |





