








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
912 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,077 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 276 | 26% |
| Smokes | 371 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 144 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 286 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $271,516 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | experative | 100% | 7 |
| #2 | Siinz | 50% | 44 |
| #3 | JarBox | 49% | 57 |
| #4 | Rowan | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | experative | 100% | 7 |
| #2 | Siinz | 50% | 44 |
| #3 | JarBox | 49% | 57 |
| #4 | Rowan | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JarBox | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | Siinz | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Rowan | 1 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Siinz | 210 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #2 | JarBox | 57 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | experative | 27 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #4 | Rowan | 10 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | experative | +11.27 | 92 | 63 |
| #2 | JarBox | +1.62 | 56 | 43 |
| #3 | Siinz | -0.35 | 54 | 57 |
| #4 | Gundie | -1.81 | 41 | 34 |
| #5 | Rowan | -3.05 | 61 | 33 |





