








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 27 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 200 matches | ||
| Wingman | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2813 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,098 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1150 | 14% |
| Smokes | 3647 | 45% |
| HE Grenades | 1820 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1481 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $691,406 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ASHTONIO | 75% | 24 |
| #2 | refractable | 74% | 27 |
| #3 | holy n worf | 59% | 95 |
| #4 | wyd23 | 50% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ASHTONIO | 75% | 24 |
| #2 | refractable | 74% | 27 |
| #3 | holy n worf | 59% | 95 |
| #4 | wyd23 | 50% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | holy n worf | 7 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | wyd23 | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | ASHTONIO | 3 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | refractable | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wyd23 | 190 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | holy n worf | 153 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | ASHTONIO | 21 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | refractable | 6 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ASHTONIO | +5.02 | 75 | 36 |
| #2 | wyd23 | +1.33 | 78 | 59 |
| #3 | holy n worf | +1.07 | 67 | 35 |
| #4 | eman | +0.96 | 60 | 50 |
| #5 | refractable | -4.54 | 3 | 24 |





