








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1323 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 398 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6183 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,642 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7440 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5867 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 7260 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5075 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,365,307 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | referas | 70% | 44 |
| #2 | fell | 62% | 37 |
| #3 | BOOGEY | 57% | 40 |
| #4 | CUCA | 56% | 202 |
| #5 | ehzo | 56% | 317 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Pepino | 55% | 350 |
| #9 | xitaozinho | 55% | 66 |
| #10 | Benthien | 54% | 299 |
| #11 | Torv1 | 54% | 192 |
| #12 | sapo | 50% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FakeFox | 28 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Pepino | 23 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Benthien | 17 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | ehzo | 14 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Torv1 | 9 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FakeFox | 2149 | 0.35 | 69 min |
| #2 | Pepino | 1339 | 0.18 | 41 min |
| #3 | ehzo | 806 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| #4 | Benthien | 701 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #5 | Torv1 | 397 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fell | +1.90 | 70 | 78 |
| #2 | Gottzera | +1.78 | 58 | 73 |
| #3 | FakeFox | +1.73 | 60 | 80 |
| #4 | Pepino | +0.97 | 62 | 70 |
| #5 | referas | +0.07 | 44 | 57 |





