








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1206 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 381 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 87 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5410 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,543 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5390 | 19% |
| Smokes | 6415 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 9016 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 7722 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,163,666 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 158 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fell | 63% | 41 |
| #2 | sapo | 63% | 56 |
| #3 | CUCA | 59% | 109 |
| #4 | Lu1zz- | 57% | 79 |
| #5 | Gottzera | 56% | 317 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | referas | 53% | 83 |
| #9 | FakeFox | 52% | 305 |
| #10 | xitaozinho | 51% | 82 |
| #11 | Pepino | 51% | 336 |
| #12 | Torv1 | 49% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FakeFox | 28 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Pepino | 19 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Gottzera | 7 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Torv1 | 7 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Benthien | 6 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FakeFox | 2216 | 0.35 | 68 min |
| #2 | Gottzera | 1256 | 0.19 | 41 min |
| #3 | Pepino | 1253 | 0.18 | 39 min |
| #4 | Benthien | 305 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | referas | 261 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fell | +1.90 | 71 | 78 |
| #2 | Gottzera | +1.52 | 56 | 74 |
| #3 | FakeFox | +1.48 | 63 | 79 |
| #4 | Pepino | +0.73 | 62 | 70 |
| #5 | ehzo | +0.38 | 39 | 63 |





