








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 448 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 112 matches | ||
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3846 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,607 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3968 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3790 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3232 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2617 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $878,991 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 596 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lapa | 58% | 43 |
| #2 | kaluallu | 55% | 82 |
| #3 | ÝMIR | 54% | 41 |
| #4 | lyoneist | 54% | 28 |
| #5 | Jambo > CS.DEALS Marketplace | 52% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lapa | +3.59 | 67 | 49 |
| #2 | kaluallu | +3.12 | 86 | 72 |
| #3 | +Slaywag | +2.29 | 89 | 70 |
| #4 | Jambo > CS.DEALS Marketplace | +2.15 | 87 | 48 |
| #5 | vertt1::D | +1.17 | 60 | 70 |





