








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 332 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 198 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2831 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,774 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3878 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3709 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3790 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3397 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $560,400 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 405 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :|) | 91% | 32 |
| #2 | zeny | 78% | 41 |
| #3 | ana | 74% | 23 |
| #4 | Jkinen | 74% | 42 |
| #5 | termis | 70% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jambo > CS.DEALS Marketplace | 7 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | kaluallu | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | vertt1::D | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | termis | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | zeny | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kaluallu | 243 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #2 | Jambo > CS.DEALS Marketplace | 210 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | termis | 202 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| #4 | :|) | 157 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #5 | Jkinen | 144 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :|) | +4.44 | 91 | 93 |
| #2 | sviki | +3.03 | 88 | 69 |
| #3 | ana | +2.95 | 93 | 52 |
| #4 | termis | +2.20 | 80 | 75 |
| #5 | kaluallu | +1.58 | 86 | 71 |





