








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2153 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 536 matches | ||
| Faceit | 156 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12390 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,316 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10022 | 28% |
| Smokes | 8981 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 7982 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 8331 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,582,650 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3946 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kim | 64% | 180 |
| #2 | Gavino- | 59% | 258 |
| #3 | VickVinegar | 58% | 306 |
| #4 | [KT]$#mite | 53% | 55 |
| #5 | nacrams | 50% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kim | 64% | 180 |
| #2 | Gavino- | 59% | 258 |
| #3 | VickVinegar | 58% | 306 |
| #4 | [KT]$#mite | 53% | 55 |
| #5 | nacrams | 50% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VickVinegar | 16 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Gavino- | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | nacrams | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | kim | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VickVinegar | 882 | 0.14 | 21 min |
| #2 | Gavino- | 350 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #3 | [KT]$#mite | 324 | 0.26 | 10 min |
| #4 | kim | 260 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #5 | nacrams | 52 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kowe | +2.48 | 89 | 65 |
| #2 | [KT]$#mite | +1.73 | 68 | 70 |
| #3 | nacrams | +0.88 | 72 | 45 |
| #4 | kim | -0.05 | 74 | 62 |
| #5 | VickVinegar | -0.44 | 63 | 58 |





