








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
996 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,484 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 792 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1120 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 967 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 605 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $274,429 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scarface | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | dusray | 50% | 26 |
| #3 | ninjamonkeys21 | 44% | 16 |
| #4 | Burnside 2 | 36% | 22 |
| #5 | Rezieko | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | dusray | 50% | 26 |
| #3 | ninjamonkeys21 | 44% | 16 |
| #4 | Burnside 2 | 36% | 22 |
| #5 | Rezieko | 33% | 12 |
| #6 | Burnside | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Burnside 2 | 1 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | ninjamonkeys21 | 1 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Rezieko | 1 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dusray | 94 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #2 | Burnside 2 | 26 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | Rezieko | 17 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | Scarface | 16 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | ninjamonkeys21 | 14 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rezieko | +1.59 | 64 | 61 |
| #2 | dusray | +0.70 | 44 | 65 |
| #3 | Burnside 2 | +0.39 | 51 | 50 |
| #4 | Scarface | +0.38 | 46 | 33 |
| #5 | Burnside | +0.18 | 45 | 28 |





