








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1433 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 198 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 67 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4054 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,022 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4435 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4513 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3132 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3942 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,186,572 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 386 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tich | 65% | 23 |
| #2 | romBlex | 63% | 40 |
| #3 | killua | 61% | 41 |
| #4 | Weasel | 59% | 22 |
| #5 | Stu | 58% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Stu | 58% | 48 |
| #6 | Rud0lf | 56% | 25 |
| #7 | Jaker00 | 56% | 54 |
| #8 | Mrmoneybags sr | 51% | 84 |
| #9 | BussyBabe | 50% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stu | 8 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | Mrmoneybags sr | 7 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | killua | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Jaker00 | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | BussyBabe | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | romBlex | 270 | 0.31 | 9 min |
| #2 | Jaker00 | 133 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | BussyBabe | 109 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Weasel | 100 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #5 | Tich | 91 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rufy | +2.36 | 86 | 61 |
| #2 | Weasel | +2.13 | 71 | 84 |
| #3 | romBlex | +1.82 | 71 | 86 |
| #4 | Tich | +1.72 | 87 | 69 |
| #5 | killua | +1.18 | 89 | 37 |





