








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 673 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 350 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5163 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,281 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5618 | 39% |
| Smokes | 3262 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2890 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2511 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,744,243 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 566 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 光Cr0mso₩ | 56% | 32 |
| #2 | Viltinas | 48% | 67 |
| #3 | robcix2000 | 47% | 60 |
| #4 | VIPERis | 45% | 29 |
| #5 | -PanDa | 44% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | robcix2000 | 47% | 60 |
| #4 | VIPERis | 45% | 29 |
| #5 | -PanDa | 44% | 62 |
| #6 | wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa | 40% | 45 |
| #7 | Ne Cat'inas | 39% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -PanDa | 8 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | Ne Cat'inas | 8 | 0.0123 |
| #3 | Viltinas | 7 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa | 5 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | VIPERis | 4 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ne Cat'inas | 197 | 0.30 | 4 min |
| #2 | robcix2000 | 114 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | 光Cr0mso₩ | 85 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | -PanDa | 63 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa | 53 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 光Cr0mso₩ | +5.69 | 74 | 77 |
| #2 | Ne Cat'inas | +1.98 | 58 | 76 |
| #3 | -PanDa | +1.08 | 53 | 44 |
| #4 | LIMPA | +1.07 | 50 | 62 |
| #5 | VIPERis | -1.47 | 52 | 59 |





