








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 152 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2376 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,883 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3132 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2654 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3552 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2545 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $263,240 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 77 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | B E R G <pvh> | 51% | 55 |
| #7 | Dr. Deidy Costa M.D. | 50% | 16 |
| #8 | Jhon94 | 50% | 42 |
| #9 | Neves | 47% | 32 |
| #10 | gett2k | 46% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jhon94 | 5 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | gett2k | 3 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | B E R G <pvh> | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Neves | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gett2k | 147 | 0.30 | 4 min |
| #2 | Jhon94 | 142 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | Leonardo🗿🍷 | 117 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #4 | B E R G <pvh> | 112 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | ♿ [̲̅ร̲̅ρ̲̅x̲̅] ☁ ツ ♱ | 107 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sopax | +3.53 | 43 | 73 |
| #2 | PH | +3.19 | 76 | 66 |
| #3 | Dr. Deidy Costa M.D. | +2.41 | 56 | 77 |
| #4 | Leonardo🗿🍷 | +2.36 | 69 | 63 |
| #5 | gett2k | +0.13 | 58 | 77 |





