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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 379 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
668 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,381 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 975 | 41% |
| Smokes | 28 | 1% |
| HE Grenades | 751 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 627 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $357,853 of utility $207 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BigChedder | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | modz | 75% | 40 |
| #3 | Dr. Grick Owens M.D | 67% | 36 |
| #4 | MentalMike | 53% | 17 |
| #5 | OHMZ | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | modz | 75% | 40 |
| #3 | Dr. Grick Owens M.D | 67% | 36 |
| #4 | MentalMike | 53% | 17 |
| #5 | OHMZ | 50% | 12 |
| #6 | steiglitz | 20% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | modz | 4 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Dr. Grick Owens M.D | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | MentalMike | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr. Grick Owens M.D | 248 | 0.35 | 7 min |
| #2 | MentalMike | 71 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #3 | modz | 36 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | steiglitz | 18 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | BigChedder | 18 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | modz | +8.30 | 88 | 42 |
| #2 | BigChedder | +3.21 | 79 | 66 |
| #3 | bane of anthropods iv | +0.02 | 54 | 61 |
| #4 | MentalMike | -1.78 | 77 | 60 |
| #5 | Dr. Grick Owens M.D | -2.23 | 66 | 68 |





