








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 673 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 390 matches | ||
| Faceit | 62 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Renown | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5381 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,230 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3007 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4222 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4585 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2416 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,621,692 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 128 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Klanglos/GER/ | 68% | 31 |
| #2 | Diar | 61% | 69 |
| #3 | Kaneki | 51% | 53 |
| #4 | ShoX | 49% | 57 |
| #5 | [WDB] ►xTheRainz ♫☭ | 49% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Tmxo | 44% | 41 |
| #7 | ✪SCufFeX | 44% | 55 |
| #8 | ImDarkツ | 41% | 54 |
| #9 | nxkylz | 39% | 57 |
| #10 | The Right | 38% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImDarkツ | 7 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | [WDB] ►xTheRainz ♫☭ | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Tmxo | 4 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | ShoX | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Kaneki | 3 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [WDB] ►xTheRainz ♫☭ | 201 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #2 | Kaneki | 105 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | Klanglos/GER/ | 99 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | nxkylz | 94 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Tmxo | 79 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Klanglos/GER/ | +3.44 | 69 | 60 |
| #2 | Tmxo | +3.35 | 66 | 64 |
| #3 | Kaneki | +2.28 | 61 | 63 |
| #4 | Diar | +1.40 | 75 | 47 |
| #5 | ᛤ[GER] PingDingᛤ | +1.31 | 63 | 56 |





