








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 824 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 102 matches | ||
| Esplay | 63 matches | 2,056 | |
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3932 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,180 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2809 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3143 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2812 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2416 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $850,509 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 775 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡Että Sellanen♡ | 81% | 16 |
| #2 | Johnaconda | 76% | 34 |
| #3 | Gh0sT^K | 69% | 16 |
| #4 | Jn | 66% | 38 |
| #5 | geten | 60% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | geten | 10 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | elhug0 | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | 3klikPhilip | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Jn | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Johnaconda | 2 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | geten | 246 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | elhug0 | 155 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | 3klikPhilip | 113 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | dr | 95 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | Johnaconda | 81 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gh0sT^K | +7.14 | 96 | 70 |
| #2 | Loflliツ | +4.57 | 86 | 61 |
| #3 | elhug0 | +1.99 | 82 | 62 |
| #4 | 3klikPhilip | +0.44 | 71 | 58 |
| #5 | ♡Että Sellanen♡ | +0.34 | 62 | 45 |





