








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 244 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Faceit | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2873 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,055 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2356 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1202 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 3736 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 2761 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,287,113 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 101 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Lkn | 63% | 56 |
| #8 | Ducdaking- | 63% | 192 |
| #9 | 안나 이베트 🦄 | 60% | 20 |
| #10 | Hanabi | 60% | 125 |
| #11 | s1mple | 54% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | khangsigin | 9 | 0.0098 |
| #2 | brakencethegoat | 5 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | Hanabi | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | 안나 이베트 🦄 | 4 | 0.0088 |
| #5 | KILLER FISH | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ducdaking- | 950 | 0.23 | 18 min |
| #2 | Hanabi | 633 | 0.24 | 12 min |
| #3 | KILLER FISH | 498 | 0.27 | 10 min |
| #4 | khangsigin | 227 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #5 | Lkn | 225 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | khangsigin | +3.46 | 83 | 60 |
| #2 | Ducdaking- | +2.96 | 93 | 57 |
| #3 | brakencethegoat | +2.69 | 85 | 49 |
| #4 | s1mple | +2.12 | 97 | 62 |
| #5 | KILLER FISH | +2.10 | 84 | 59 |





