








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 387 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2767 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,317 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2674 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2534 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2017 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2092 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $619,034 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 892 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | melina | 68% | 19 |
| #2 | ♂Leather♂Man♂ | 67% | 46 |
| #3 | KILLER FISH | 61% | 61 |
| #4 | Ducdaking- | 61% | 99 |
| #5 | zcuzo | 60% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♂Leather♂Man♂ | 8 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | cậu bé ngủ trưa | 7 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Ducdaking- | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Hanabi | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | KILLER FISH | 4 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ducdaking- | 523 | 0.26 | 9 min |
| #2 | Hanabi | 328 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #3 | KILLER FISH | 314 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #4 | cậu bé ngủ trưa | 235 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | Lkn | 135 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | khangsigin | +2.79 | 68 | 59 |
| #2 | Ducdaking- | +1.71 | 94 | 46 |
| #3 | KILLER FISH | +0.96 | 87 | 55 |
| #4 | zcuzo | +0.64 | 91 | 55 |
| #5 | cậu bé ngủ trưa | +0.54 | 39 | 55 |





