








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 313 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Wingman | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6125 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,977 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3815 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3642 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1399 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 4121 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,086,554 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 157 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Max | 52% | 31 |
| #2 | Yuri | 48% | 52 |
| #3 | yeah dude | 46% | 69 |
| #4 | sesam1us | 45% | 47 |
| #5 | prenave | 40% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Max | 52% | 31 |
| #2 | Yuri | 48% | 52 |
| #3 | yeah dude | 46% | 69 |
| #4 | sesam1us | 45% | 47 |
| #5 | prenave | 40% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Max | 4 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | Yuri | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | sesam1us | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prenave | 486 | 0.36 | 13 min |
| #2 | yeah dude | 316 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #3 | Max | 144 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #4 | sesam1us | 75 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Yuri | 71 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NooBz | +1.38 | 85 | 56 |
| #2 | sesam1us | +1.00 | 72 | 62 |
| #3 | prenave | +0.78 | 88 | 75 |
| #4 | Max | +0.02 | 66 | 70 |
| #5 | yeah dude | -0.64 | 75 | 77 |





