








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1591 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1043 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 105 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9522 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,600 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4127 | 16% |
| Smokes | 6597 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 12133 | 47% |
| Molotovs | 2743 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,686,085 of utility $230 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1271 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prophet90 | 54% | 396 |
| #2 | dozer | 51% | 926 |
| #3 | Veli | 50% | 670 |
| #4 | elFx7. | 47% | 172 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prophet90 | 54% | 396 |
| #2 | dozer | 51% | 926 |
| #3 | Veli | 50% | 670 |
| #4 | elFx7. | 47% | 172 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dozer | 72 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Veli | 25 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Prophet90 | 20 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | elFx7. | 15 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dozer | 4570 | 0.23 | 100 min |
| #2 | Prophet90 | 863 | 0.10 | 25 min |
| #3 | Veli | 347 | 0.02 | 6 min |
| #4 | elFx7. | 103 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dozer | +2.76 | 60 | 65 |
| #2 | Prophet90 | +1.04 | 47 | 59 |
| #3 | pAn1c | -0.29 | 79 | 54 |
| #4 | elFx7. | -0.35 | 60 | 42 |
| #5 | Veli | -1.81 | 32 | 33 |





