








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 350 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 635 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 132 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4875 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,176 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 823 | 5% |
| Smokes | 6302 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 6971 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 2080 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,631,756 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 89 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prophet90 | 52% | 329 |
| #2 | dozer | 50% | 655 |
| #3 | pAn1c | 50% | 670 |
| #4 | elFx7. | 44% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prophet90 | 52% | 329 |
| #2 | dozer | 50% | 655 |
| #3 | pAn1c | 50% | 670 |
| #4 | elFx7. | 44% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dozer | 52 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | pAn1c | 31 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Prophet90 | 15 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | elFx7. | 12 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dozer | 3261 | 0.23 | 72 min |
| #2 | Prophet90 | 739 | 0.10 | 22 min |
| #3 | pAn1c | 400 | 0.03 | 12 min |
| #4 | elFx7. | 69 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dozer | +2.95 | 61 | 66 |
| #2 | Prophet90 | +1.03 | 48 | 60 |
| #3 | pAn1c | +0.03 | 82 | 55 |
| #4 | elFx7. | -0.45 | 61 | 39 |
| #5 | Veli | -1.77 | 32 | 33 |





