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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 228 matches | ||
| Esplay | 10 matches | 1,549 | |
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2203 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,070 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1841 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2251 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1529 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1449 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,348,263 of utility $245 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1017 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AntonWigdénGaming | 46% | 135 |
| #2 | sparkcykel algot | 45% | 20 |
| #3 | elmot04 | 39% | 54 |
| #4 | CEESAY🚬 | 36% | 22 |
| #5 | Honken§§ | 24% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AntonWigdénGaming | 46% | 135 |
| #2 | sparkcykel algot | 45% | 20 |
| #3 | elmot04 | 39% | 54 |
| #4 | CEESAY🚬 | 36% | 22 |
| #5 | Honken§§ | 24% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AntonWigdénGaming | 23 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | elmot04 | 6 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | sparkcykel algot | 2 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | Honken§§ | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | CEESAY🚬 | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AntonWigdénGaming | 239 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #2 | elmot04 | 201 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | sparkcykel algot | 76 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | Honken§§ | 57 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | CEESAY🚬 | 23 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elmot04 | +1.62 | 66 | 62 |
| #2 | AntonWigdénGaming | +0.54 | 76 | 61 |
| #3 | TNS! | -0.01 | 73 | 56 |
| #4 | sparkcykel algot | -1.33 | 56 | 65 |
| #5 | CEESAY🚬 | -2.56 | 38 | 60 |





