








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 245 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 175 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Esplay | 11 matches | 1,971 | |
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2127 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,594 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2369 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2174 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2111 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1940 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $896,287 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 533 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saiko | 61% | 28 |
| #2 | AntonWigdénGaming | 50% | 184 |
| #3 | TNS! | 39% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saiko | 61% | 28 |
| #2 | AntonWigdénGaming | 50% | 184 |
| #3 | TNS! | 39% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AntonWigdénGaming | 42 | 0.0107 |
| #2 | TNS! | 10 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | Saiko | 10 | 0.0170 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AntonWigdénGaming | 342 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #2 | TNS! | 120 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | Saiko | 120 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saiko | +4.46 | 84 | 70 |
| #2 | elmot04 | +1.24 | 59 | 62 |
| #3 | AntonWigdénGaming | +0.36 | 80 | 60 |
| #4 | TNS! | -2.25 | 70 | 55 |





