








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 491 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




92 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2705 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,979 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2561 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1704 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1760 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1954 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $422,965 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 525 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 0uz | 62% | 74 |
| #2 | Larrikin | 59% | 135 |
| #3 | Kna | 55% | 53 |
| #4 | Saye | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 0uz | 62% | 74 |
| #2 | Larrikin | 59% | 135 |
| #3 | Kna | 55% | 53 |
| #4 | Saye | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Larrikin | 15 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Saye | 8 | 0.0201 |
| #3 | Kna | 7 | 0.0071 |
| #4 | 0uz | 4 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Larrikin | 437 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #2 | 0uz | 150 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | Kna | 86 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | Saye | 71 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaggedz | +1.73 | 84 | 59 |
| #2 | Larrikin | +0.52 | 83 | 59 |
| #3 | Kna | +0.39 | 63 | 55 |
| #4 | Saye | +0.03 | 76 | 58 |
| #5 | 0uz | -0.71 | 48 | 67 |





