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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 211 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2322 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,770 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2729 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3224 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 1459 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1358 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $369,837 of utility $56 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 275 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Larrikin | 822 | 0.16 | 23 min |
| #2 | Jaggedz | 266 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #3 | nxt- | 144 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | Saye | 106 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | Kna | 93 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaggedz | +2.31 | 85 | 60 |
| #2 | Larrikin | +1.47 | 84 | 60 |
| #3 | nxt- | +0.69 | 87 | 60 |
| #4 | 0uz | -0.18 | 56 | 62 |
| #5 | Saye | -0.69 | 78 | 52 |





