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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
121 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 142 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 67 | 47% |
| Smokes | 24 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 50 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1 | 1% |
Our logs show you have wasted $126,914 of utility $302 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Töjarn | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | Mehmet | 40% | 10 |
| #3 | Suiiiiiiiiii♿ | 33% | 3 |
| #4 | Z184 | 25% | 4 |
| #5 | patek philipe palle | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Z184 | 2 | 0.0215 |
| #2 | Mehmet | 1 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | Suiiiiiiiiii♿ | 1 | 0.0154 |
| #4 | ConnorMC****** | 1 | 0.0161 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Suiiiiiiiiii♿ | 46 | 0.71 | 1 min |
| #2 | Mehmet | 43 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #3 | Töjarn | 36 | 0.82 | 1 min |
| #4 | Z184 | 25 | 0.27 | 1 min |
| #5 | patek philipe palle | 7 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Suiiiiiiiiii♿ | +10.18 | 84 | 49 |
| #2 | Z184 | +2.32 | 68 | 20 |
| #3 | Mehmet | -1.04 | 73 | 48 |
| #4 | TurkishPeber♿ | -1.58 | 52 | 20 |
| #5 | patek philipe palle | -2.21 | 63 | 54 |





