








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 489 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 226 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Esplay | 11 matches | 1,621 | |
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2866 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,833 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2762 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2662 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1236 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1173 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $507,182 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 68 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ye buddy 웃 | 41% | 90 |
| #7 | Z184 | 39% | 28 |
| #8 | ConnorMC****** | 35% | 88 |
| #9 | Chicken joe | 33% | 49 |
| #10 | Töjarn | 27% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Balm | +3.63 | 58 | 52 |
| #2 | mackis. | +3.20 | 87 | 31 |
| #3 | hawk tuhh peek | +1.61 | 72 | 40 |
| #4 | patek philipe palle | +1.03 | 48 | 47 |
| #5 | Z184 | +0.61 | 63 | 37 |





