








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 142 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1273 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,684 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 912 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1085 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1188 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 499 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $169,795 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wenglos | 88% | 8 |
| #2 | Acenio | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | NeuRon15 | 67% | 9 |
| #4 | Jarad | 62% | 13 |
| #5 | Sir_WaterBear | 60% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anne'sFrank Peek♿ | 74 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #2 | CNR | 70 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #3 | ✪ BEA$TY | 57 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Norm1n | 53 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Profajzo εїз | 42 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Acenio | +2.72 | 78 | 53 |
| #2 | Norm1n | +2.35 | 90 | 64 |
| #3 | Sir_WaterBear | +1.66 | 70 | 63 |
| #4 | NeuRon15 | +1.62 | 65 | 56 |
| #5 | Jarad | +1.59 | 64 | 62 |





