








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 257 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 75 matches | ||
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2018 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,265 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 912 | 10% |
| Smokes | 1673 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 3653 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 3027 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $168,033 of utility $31 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImmuneLethal | 57% | 94 |
| #2 | Nøches | 50% | 18 |
| #3 | MyK bandit.camp | 50% | 44 |
| #4 | HolySith | 48% | 64 |
| #5 | ✪ Kat | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Nøches | 50% | 18 |
| #3 | MyK bandit.camp | 50% | 44 |
| #4 | HolySith | 48% | 64 |
| #5 | ✪ Kat | 47% | 17 |
| #6 | Kaku | 47% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImmuneLethal | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Kaku | 4 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | MyK bandit.camp | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | HolySith | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HolySith | 259 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #2 | MyK bandit.camp | 165 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #3 | Kaku | 143 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | ✪ Kat | 45 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | ImmuneLethal | 16 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImmuneLethal | +2.22 | 72 | 36 |
| #2 | Kaku | +1.19 | 59 | 62 |
| #3 | KAPGAN | +1.12 | 47 | 52 |
| #4 | ✪ Kat | +0.33 | 69 | 67 |
| #5 | HolySith | +0.29 | 37 | 63 |





