








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 169 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2440 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,614 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1776 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1831 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1587 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1420 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $706,083 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teenys | 11 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Repsu | 9 | 0.0151 |
| #3 | Jepzuk | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Ron1ster | 6 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | munavalas341pinjasalokorpifan<3 | 5 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jepzuk | 470 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #2 | Nixx | 347 | 0.36 | 11 min |
| #3 | Alzu | 240 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | Samz | 214 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #5 | Teenys | 203 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nixx | +3.91 | 76 | 79 |
| #2 | Repsu | +3.63 | 86 | 70 |
| #3 | ... | +1.50 | 83 | 60 |
| #4 | Samz | +1.37 | 83 | 56 |
| #5 | Jepzuk | +1.13 | 69 | 65 |





