








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 914 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 593 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




101 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5756 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,326 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4616 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4298 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5276 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4136 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,460,858 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 587 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cris27Ok | 49% | 478 |
| #2 | 全能神soloQ | 48% | 314 |
| #3 | i℟︎olo420 | 46% | 181 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cris27Ok | 49% | 478 |
| #2 | 全能神soloQ | 48% | 314 |
| #3 | i℟︎olo420 | 46% | 181 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cris27Ok | 58 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | 全能神soloQ | 46 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | i℟︎olo420 | 12 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 全能神soloQ | 3934 | 0.59 | 110 min |
| #2 | Cris27Ok | 2077 | 0.21 | 54 min |
| #3 | i℟︎olo420 | 838 | 0.22 | 24 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 全能神soloQ | +1.92 | 21 | 69 |
| #2 | Toracles | +0.51 | 20 | 53 |
| #3 | Cris27Ok | -2.06 | 11 | 56 |
| #4 | i℟︎olo420 | -3.08 | 6 | 60 |





