








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 32 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 72 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
986 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,884 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 832 | 29% |
| Smokes | 682 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 702 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 668 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $335,558 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Trache | 58% | 12 |
| #5 | Rin | 56% | 16 |
| #6 | arbor | 55% | 47 |
| #7 | Gizzy | 43% | 30 |
| #8 | naayylor | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gizzy | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Trache | 2 | 0.0080 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Abs | 72 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | Gizzy | 56 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | Rin | 56 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | paxo | 42 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | arbor | 40 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | paxo | +3.37 | 83 | 41 |
| #2 | arbor | +1.32 | 64 | 50 |
| #3 | naayylor | +1.16 | 68 | 62 |
| #4 | thai | +1.15 | 79 | 58 |
| #5 | Trache | +0.58 | 73 | 48 |





