








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 288 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1916 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,386 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2213 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1839 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2080 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2254 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $745,876 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 70 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ArkeroZ | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | El Kaki | 50% | 103 |
| #3 | Adr1sto | 49% | 88 |
| #4 | GonzacK | 47% | 60 |
| #5 | Don_Papi_Juancar | 38% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | El Kaki | 50% | 103 |
| #3 | Adr1sto | 49% | 88 |
| #4 | GonzacK | 47% | 60 |
| #5 | Don_Papi_Juancar | 38% | 26 |
| #6 | MECHU | 38% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adr1sto | 13 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | El Kaki | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | GonzacK | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | MECHU | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adr1sto | 469 | 0.26 | 13 min |
| #2 | El Kaki | 375 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | GonzacK | 325 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #4 | Don_Papi_Juancar | 115 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #5 | MECHU | 113 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GonzacK | +5.04 | 81 | 81 |
| #2 | Adr1sto | +3.75 | 92 | 71 |
| #3 | MECHU | +1.34 | 76 | 65 |
| #4 | ArkeroZ | +1.27 | 75 | 68 |
| #5 | El Kaki | +0.98 | 60 | 65 |





