








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 785 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1243 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,557 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1534 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1016 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1043 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 964 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $355,183 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 148 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mikiwOO | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | ivaniski | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | VikingEs | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | El Kaki | 58% | 52 |
| #5 | Adr1sto | 53% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Kaki | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | ThePipsi | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Adr1sto | 1 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Harri in the zonsss | 1 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | PUTERO | 1 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GonzacK | +5.50 | 82 | 82 |
| #2 | Adr1sto | +3.83 | 87 | 75 |
| #3 | El Kaki | +0.75 | 59 | 66 |
| #4 | mikiwOO | +0.29 | 53 | 53 |
| #5 | ivaniski | -1.18 | 51 | 65 |





