








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 318 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1235 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,761 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2209 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1711 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1626 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1215 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $277,968 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 525 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jɪmmy ωεεd´ڱ | 40% | 10 |
| #2 | Olivais_88PT | 35% | 20 |
| #3 | ONAK-A- | 27% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jɪmmy ωεεd´ڱ | 40% | 10 |
| #2 | Olivais_88PT | 35% | 20 |
| #3 | ONAK-A- | 27% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jɪmmy ωεεd´ڱ | 1 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ONAK-A- | 125 | 0.42 | 3 min |
| #2 | Olivais_88PT | 80 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #3 | Jɪmmy ωεεd´ڱ | 20 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jɪmmy ωεεd´ڱ | +2.71 | 56 | 74 |
| #2 | ONAK-A- | +0.78 | 72 | 68 |
| #3 | QUI C'EST LE PATRAO :) ♔ | +0.20 | 24 | 67 |
| #4 | Olivais_88PT | -1.64 | 39 | 71 |





