








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 759 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2370 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,229 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 426 | 19% |
| Smokes | 177 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 645 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 981 | 44% |
Our logs show you have wasted $583,840 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1401 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flamey | 57% | 159 |
| #2 | Fox of Subpar Skill | 54% | 39 |
| #3 | someonehere27 | 53% | 232 |
| #4 | ElbY | 49% | 53 |
| #5 | Espeon | 45% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flamey | 57% | 159 |
| #2 | Fox of Subpar Skill | 54% | 39 |
| #3 | someonehere27 | 53% | 232 |
| #4 | ElbY | 49% | 53 |
| #5 | Espeon | 45% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | someonehere27 | 23 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | flamey | 11 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | ElbY | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Espeon | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Fox of Subpar Skill | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | someonehere27 | 134 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #2 | ElbY | 97 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | Espeon | 92 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | flamey | 67 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | Fox of Subpar Skill | 7 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flamey | +5.57 | 87 | 12 |
| #2 | ElbY | +1.74 | 44 | 41 |
| #3 | someonehere27 | +1.36 | 47 | 38 |
| #4 | Espeon | +0.23 | 24 | 31 |
| #5 | Flareon | -1.10 | 32 | 10 |





