








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 543 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 541 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5759 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,681 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5575 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6152 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3735 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5219 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,919,675 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 189 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gilfi | 48% | 228 |
| #2 | NoHackSkill | 48% | 170 |
| #3 | ✪ aimbott | 48% | 207 |
| #4 | ⪻Yบr͢͢͢ø⪼ | 47% | 109 |
| #5 | mcb | 44% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | NoHackSkill | 48% | 170 |
| #3 | ✪ aimbott | 48% | 207 |
| #4 | ⪻Yบr͢͢͢ø⪼ | 47% | 109 |
| #5 | mcb | 44% | 116 |
| #6 | JaKol | 43% | 186 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ aimbott | 16 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | JaKol | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | NoHackSkill | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Gilfi | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | mcb | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ aimbott | 668 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #2 | mcb | 495 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #3 | NoHackSkill | 347 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #4 | JaKol | 333 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #5 | Gilfi | 236 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mcb | +1.23 | 81 | 66 |
| #2 | Gilfi | +1.04 | 61 | 53 |
| #3 | JaKol | +0.50 | 88 | 64 |
| #4 | Zyle | -0.29 | 79 | 62 |
| #5 | ⪻Yบr͢͢͢ø⪼ | -0.69 | 44 | 53 |





