








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 464 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 472 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6974 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,000 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4804 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5171 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4098 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4927 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,931,257 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 693 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HelloBoss astroskins.com | 56% | 48 |
| #2 | Ta;pczan | 52% | 116 |
| #3 | Mleko | 50% | 36 |
| #4 | An0n!m | 48% | 155 |
| #5 | BoB :d | 47% | 195 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | An0n!m | 15 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Grande Bamboccioni | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Ta;pczan | 8 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | HelloBoss astroskins.com | 4 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | fitsmalec | 2 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BoB :d | 643 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #2 | Grande Bamboccioni | 502 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #3 | An0n!m | 482 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #4 | fitsmalec | 431 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #5 | Ta;pczan | 300 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | starter | +1.34 | 77 | 63 |
| #2 | fitsmalec | +0.19 | 84 | 61 |
| #3 | BoB :d | -0.29 | 72 | 70 |
| #4 | Mleko | -0.30 | 53 | 65 |
| #5 | HelloBoss astroskins.com | -0.56 | 74 | 58 |





