








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 468 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 152 matches | ||
| Wingman | 62 matches | ||
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3680 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,494 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3202 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2579 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1475 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2238 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,349,982 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 529 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | 👑szuper sztár játékos👑 | 44% | 27 |
| #8 | skeetZ1337 | 44% | 95 |
| #9 | bEfost aM | 44% | 87 |
| #10 | ♛ BiT | 44% | 85 |
| #11 | V3LOX | 43% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bEfost aM | 342 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #2 | ♛ BiT | 328 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #3 | Blossom06 | 208 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | Infezsmir drakemoon.com | 206 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #5 | skeetZ1337 | 179 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ハローキティ | +2.79 | 89 | 58 |
| #2 | CsabHi | +1.05 | 90 | 44 |
| #3 | 👑szuper sztár játékos👑 | +0.62 | 84 | 56 |
| #4 | skeetZ1337 | +0.52 | 91 | 48 |
| #5 | ♛ BiT | -0.22 | 64 | 69 |





