








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 385 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 362 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3180 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,789 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5339 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5122 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5361 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2967 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,466,271 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1076 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Legendary | 51% | 127 |
| #2 | Kova | 50% | 26 |
| #3 | ✦FunKy✦ | 45% | 139 |
| #4 | TAdrianD | 44% | 68 |
| #5 | refleX | 38% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Legendary | 51% | 127 |
| #2 | Kova | 50% | 26 |
| #3 | ✦FunKy✦ | 45% | 139 |
| #4 | TAdrianD | 44% | 68 |
| #5 | refleX | 38% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✦FunKy✦ | 12 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | refleX | 9 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | Legendary | 8 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | TAdrianD | 8 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | Kova | 3 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Legendary | 731 | 0.27 | 22 min |
| #2 | refleX | 433 | 0.32 | 12 min |
| #3 | ✦FunKy✦ | 253 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | Kova | 75 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | TAdrianD | 32 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Legendary | +6.58 | 92 | 78 |
| #2 | refleX | +1.81 | 68 | 74 |
| #3 | ✦FunKy✦ | +1.09 | 76 | 59 |
| #4 | Kova | +0.16 | 61 | 50 |
| #5 | K O K I | -0.99 | 32 | 67 |





