








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 133 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 57 matches | ||
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1331 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,763 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1379 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1070 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 989 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1325 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $494,967 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | TAdrianD | 53% | 78 |
| #5 | Premature | 52% | 44 |
| #6 | ✦FunKy✦ | 51% | 78 |
| #7 | K O K I | 50% | 26 |
| #8 | Vanduss | 48% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✦FunKy✦ | 7 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | TAdrianD | 6 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Legendary | 6 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | Premature | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | K O K I | 4 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Legendary | +9.81 | 92 | 74 |
| #2 | ✦FunKy✦ | +1.98 | 85 | 51 |
| #3 | Premature | +0.86 | 71 | 56 |
| #4 | Harold | +0.07 | 69 | 61 |
| #5 | Kova | -1.40 | 52 | 47 |





