








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 244 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
388 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 984 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 305 | 31% |
| Smokes | 306 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 170 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 203 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $109,017 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 199 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| 80% | 5 | ||
| 67% | 3 | ||
| #3 | Ventox | 64% | 22 |
| 60% | 5 | ||
| 0% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| 67% | 3 | ||
| #3 | Ventox | 64% | 22 |
| 60% | 5 | ||
| 0% | 16 | ||
| 0% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| 8 | 0.0231 | ||
| 6 | 0.0201 | ||
| #3 | Ventox | 5 | 0.0109 |
| 2 | 0.0190 | ||
| 1 | 0.0182 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32 | 0.11 | 1 min | ||
| #2 | Ventox | 25 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| 7 | 0.02 | 0 min | ||
| 5 | 0.05 | 0 min | ||
| 2 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daniel | +1.06 | 57 | 55 |
| -0.99 | 36 | 10 | ||
| #3 | Ventox | -1.04 | 47 | 38 |
| -2.04 | 44 | 28 | ||
| -5.37 | 4 | 34 |





