








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 442 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 444 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5160 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,752 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1395 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2866 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 1387 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2104 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,748,657 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 82 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| 68% | 40 | ||
| 67% | 33 | ||
| 57% | 69 | ||
| 47% | 78 | ||
| #5 | Dacer | 47% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| 67% | 33 | ||
| 57% | 69 | ||
| 47% | 78 | ||
| #5 | Dacer | 47% | 102 |
| 39% | 144 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| 20 | 0.0069 | ||
| #2 | Dacer | 7 | 0.0034 |
| 7 | 0.0044 | ||
| 3 | 0.0022 | ||
| 3 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dacer | 401 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| 280 | 0.20 | 8 min | ||
| 264 | 0.17 | 7 min | ||
| 194 | 0.07 | 5 min | ||
| 81 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| +5.48 | 79 | 63 | ||
| +3.76 | 72 | 62 | ||
| +3.28 | 72 | 55 | ||
| #4 | Dacer | +1.92 | 72 | 64 |
| #5 | Ventox | +0.16 | 55 | 39 |





