








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 269 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 292 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3958 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,352 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2321 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1587 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 3313 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3131 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $595,265 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 355 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | 24k | 54% | 117 |
| #8 | seaguLL | 53% | 73 |
| #9 | Ablaze | 50% | 40 |
| #10 | BR33ZY | 45% | 42 |
| #11 | WavvY | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 24k | 26 | 0.0106 |
| #2 | neally rigga | 7 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | BR33ZY | 5 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | Ablaze | 5 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | seaguLL | 3 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | conq | +2.25 | 75 | 63 |
| #2 | Kenny S | +1.92 | 81 | 56 |
| #3 | 24k | +1.25 | 83 | 62 |
| #4 | Eddie_Comet | +1.01 | 77 | 75 |
| #5 | neally rigga | +0.60 | 83 | 41 |





